Our Life: The Script
The things you always wish you could videotape:
Greggie:
"I Believe I Can Fly"...
Because, "I Believe In You and Me"
So, "I Cross My Heart"
Because, "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"
Because, "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing"
When "I Finally Found Someone"
Because, "I Will Always Love You",
And "I Will Remember You"
Because...
*dramatic pause*
"THEME FROM ICE CASTLES!"
Bruce: did you have a good time at the dance?
Me: *nods*
Me: Did you?
Bruce: not really
Bruce: sprained my ankle
Me: oh no!
Me: how?
Bruce: solja boy
Ron: "American runs on Dunkin!"
Matt: American? Like, only one American runs on Dunkin?
Autumn: "Dear Make-A-Wish-Foundation, I would like to sleep with Hugh Laurie. Can you make that happen?"
*five seconds later on HOUSE*
Cutty: *walks away from House's attempted seduction* "Call the Make-A-Wish-Foundation..."
Heather: I would bite off your penis.
Danielle: I would suck it.
Renee: ...I like Danielle better.
Kim: "Why did Mozart kill himself?"
Me: "I don't know...why?"
Kim: "Cause all his chickens were running aroung going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"
Me: "Hahahahahahaha....*pauses* WAIT! MOZART WAS DEAF!"
Kim: "...That was Beethoven."